(From a random AIM convo.)
Me: You're so pretty. Be my girl? ♥
SomeFinnishChick: Why? So you can neglect me by playing DotA?
Me: Shut the fuck up, bitch, we're about to destroy the Ancient.

This is how a real Swedish/Finnish relationship goes. Although I'm more into Quake and Kingdom of Loathing myself. So it's be more like, "Shut the fuck up, I have 2 frags left and I have to steal my own pants without making myself aware of my presence."

Anyway, this entry has three main points.

One, for a limited time you can ask me any question and I'll answer it as France. Let Big Brother France give you some steady advice, my dears. ♥

Two, I MADE UP A SONG FOR GINGE. ♥♥♥

Put to the tune of the dreidle song. *clears throat*

RABU RABU RABU, I RUV YOU VERY MUCH
RABU RABU RABU, NOW LET'S GO FUCK IN WALMART

And there we are.

And also, I recently just saw Godzilla a la Matthew Broderick. The monster was not a Japanese man in a rubber dinosaur suit. I was devastated. Also, the French were somehow involved. Which was lolwut. BUT OMG JEAN-FELIPE. HE WAS FUCKING AWESOME. HE WAS ALL SMOKING CIGARETTES AND MAKING FUN OF AMERICAN FOOD AND BEING FRENCH WHILE BUSTING BABYGODZILLA HEADS AND I WAS ALL "JIZZ IN MY PANTS" AND MATTHEW BRODERICK WAS ALL "HOMOEROTIC DESIRES" AND GODZILLA WAS ALL "I'M AMERICAN GODZILLA I'MMA EAT YOU AND A HAMBURGER NOM OM OM OM RAWR >3"

Me narrating American Godzilla: OHI MATTHEW BRODERICK HEY HOW COMES YOU MARRIED A HORSE. OHEY YOU TOOK MY PICTURE LOL. RAWR. >:3 OHWOW THERE'S FISHIES OVER THERE FOR ME TO NOMS. BRB. OHWAIT IT'S A TRAP. KAYTHNXBAI. I'MMA FIRIN' MAH LAHZORZ RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR. MM NUMMY HELICOPTOR NOM OM OM OM OM OM.

Ohey I'm randomly posting.

....What do I post now. CRAP. MUST USE RANDOM QUOTES FROM MANGA CLUB.

All from me an' my Japan. ♥

Me: *looking at Japan* ...Ey. You do realize you're like the VP of the club, right?
Japan: Ah. Yeah, I guess.
Me: Well. What am I? I have a place, but I don't know what the hell it is.
Japan: I'm not sure...?
Me: I'm, like, partly in charge. But I don't do anything important. While you're off in your little corner in the room getting stuff together, I just kind drape myself over you and bug for you to find me porn while I vaguely help everyone else keep their shit together. ((PROTIP: The PCC manga club is the most disorganized club in the county. We have no idea what we're doing.))
Japan: Uh.... Y-yeah... I don't....
Me: ...OH MY GOD.
Japan: *scared* Wh-what?
Me: I'M THE VICE-PRESIDENT'S MISTRESS.
Japan: N-NO YOU'RE NOT! NOT SO LOUD! *someone walks in after a few seconds* O-oh, will you go get him for me so I can show him something?
Me: ...I'M YOUR SECRETARY WHO DOUBLES AS A MISTRESS. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. *practically molests*

Me: Who's missing today?
Japan: Ah. Well, there's that German guy, then the two lovebirds, that black guy, and anorexic girl...
Me: ...I love how you don't know any of our names. x3
((She doesn't. She's managed mine and finds ways to avoid saying the others' names. When she does have to say them I have to help her. xD))

Japan: *trying to bring something up to the group* Th-they're not listening to me. ;x
Me: Put on Winter Cicada. ((PROTIP: SOFT CORE YAOI PORNO.)) That'll get their attention.
Japan: S-stop it... ^_^;; *has a DO-WANT look on her face*

*me and her are watching yaoi AMVs after everyone else has left; we do stuff like this all the time*
Me: ...Do you think those guys would ever guess what we do after they leave?
Japan: When manga club ends, yaoi club begins.

*the group is trying to find an anime, they turn on Winter Cicada for a second by mistake*
Me: *knowing very well it isn't* Hey, you guys, keep it here! I think this is it! *shoots a glare at Japan* DON'T SAY A WORD, DAMMIT.
Japan: ....() *has a DO-WANT look on face*

*Japan is teaching me how to write neatly in Hiragana*
Me: *scribbles random things* My hand-writing really sucks, man. I totally and completely fail. ;_;
Japan: ....Mm.
Me: .........YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH ME. D'X
Japan: I-I'M SORRY. D'=

And my personal favorite:

Japan: *shows me hardcore BDSM yaoi on her laptop* Look. =3
Me: FGSFDS WHERE DID THIS COME FROM WHY IS IT SAVED ON YOUR COMPUTER I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE KAWAII THAN THAT. D'= ...... Quit hoggin' the screen.

France and Japan have an odd relationship, you see. Good, but odd. ='D

Now watch as no one cares.

I set something on fire in the kitchen while boiling water.

Now I know how Arthur feels. ;A;

But anyway, the point of this journal is mostly to talk about my newfound love of French metal bands. Lately I've taken a liking to Gojira, 10 Rue D'la Madeleine, Blut Aus Nord, Aes Dana, Lofofora, Arkhon Infaustus, Massacra, and, unfortunately, Mütiilation. (Oh, Meyhna'ch, you're kind of crazy, aren't you? ♥) They're all SO AWESOME. I think I've found my new metal preference. Because get this, guys... French metal bands. THEY STILL SOUND REALLY FUCKING FRENCH. SERIOUSLY. JUST LISTEN TO THEM.

Even Arkohn Infaustus, Massacra and Mütiilation, the crazy screamo fuckers. ♥

Let's face it, you guys, the one thing more epic than screaming nonsense to music or speaking French is SCREAMING FRENCH NONSENSE TO MUSIC. =D

So let us praise all these godly bands, for it is only a French metalist who can force others to call him the Melancholic Lord of Torments. (I FUCKING LOVE YOU, MEYHNA'CH. X3)

I FOUND THIS SOMEWHERE. NOW SOMEONE FUCKING COMMENT BEFORE I KILL SOMETHING.

Six ships you're into right now
01. America/England (Hetalia)
02. Sho/Ryuhei (Battle Royale)
03. Australia/Hong Kong (Hetalia)
04. Russia/France (Hetalia)
05. Kazuo/Mitsuru (Battle Royale)
06. Pai/Kisshu (Tokyo Mew Mew)

Three ships you liked, but don't anymore.
07. Kazuo/Sho (Battle Royale)
08. Germany/N. Italy (Hetalia)
09. Kisshu/Ichigo (Tokyo Mew Mew)

Three ships you never liked.
10. Shinji/Sho (Battle Royale)
11. Shogo/Noriko (Battle Royale)
12. England/Hong Kong (Hetalia)

Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship.
13. Mitsuru/Izumi (Battle Royale)
14. Yumiko/Yukiko (Battle Royale)

QUESTIONS

Why do you dislike #11 so much?
(Shogo/Noriko) I just could never see them as a couple. It doesn't help that I want to push Nori off a cliff. But it's just... Weird.

Who is someone you know that ships #14?
(Yumiko/Yukiko) Uh, I think so.

What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
(AusHK) Australia wrestles an alligator. Hong Kong swoons but denies that he does. Australia then almost gets himself killed. Hong Kong takes care of him. Australia and Hong Kong sex it like it's hot.
ZE END.

Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?
(USUK)The strip where Al's with Toris and flashing back and lil' Al's all "Aw, Arthur burned the food again" and Arty's all =) and Al goes, "I-it's great, England! Make it again sometime soon!" and Arty was all =') and OH GOD I CRIED. ;A:

How long have you been following couple #6?
(Pai/Kisshu) Yearsssss, man. Years. Since I started TMM almost. Which was one of my first anime, and that was when I was around 11 or 12... So yeah. Every couple of months I get into the P/K mood again. =)

What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
(GerIta) Wellll, I still like them... It's just... I think there's a lot of better pairings to be shipped. They are no longer my OTP, which was what they were when I first started APH.

You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12
(Shinji/Sho, UKHK) ....Can I kill myself? I don't want to live with either. D= But I guess UKHK, since I can live with anything to do with Sho, but seme!Arthur is just... no.

Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?
(Sho/Ryuhei, RusFr) Sho/Ryuhei. Without a doubt. This pairing has taken control over my life for nearly 10 months now. I've never shipped anything harder.

What interests you about #14?
(YumiYuki) Ah, the Odd Couple. They are pretty damn cute. I just could never get really into them.

Why did you stop liking #7?
(Kazuo/Sho) Sho/Ryuhei took over my life and I like Kazuo/Mitsuru better as well. Plus, I've lost interest in uke!Sho.

Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
(Kishigo) Eh, to a point. I came for nekomimi, I stayed for Kishigo, I left for lack of decent fanservice, I keep coming back for Pai/Kisshu.

What’s a song that reminds you of #5?
(Kazuo/Mitsuru) ...The only song I can think of right now is "The Bad Touch." But... no. xD

If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
I find this question retarded, therefore I refuse to answer.

Have #2 kissed yet?
(Sho/Ryuhei) PSH I FUCKING WISH.

Did #4 have a happy ending?
(RusFr) I... don't know how to answer this. But knowing Russia....

What would make you start shipping #13?
(Mitsuru/Izumi) If someone could break me of my Zuzu/Mitsu and Hiroshi/Izumi fixes simultaneously.

If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #6?
(Sho/Ryuhei, Pai/Kisshu) SHO/RYUHEI. SHO/RYUHEI. *foams at the mouth* But there's a lot of nostalgia attached to Pai/Kisshu. I'd like them both to happen. {:3 nyoro~n

You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
(Shinji/Sho) Sho fucks Ryuhei like it's hot. I don't give a shit what happens to Mim.

Which of these ships do you love the most?
Sho/Ryuhei. Like I said; completely taken over my life. I can't seem to stop myself from writing fics about them and shit. I have a very deep and personal relationship with these two. And if you don't know what that means then you're just adorably thick. =3=

NOW SING IT TO THE WORLD, MY CHILDREN, BECAUSE TROMEO IS CUMMING. =D

Flash (back?) to 2009. A fine young brother and his Indian (butt) buddy find out that the world is turning into a microwave. While the people in the theater tried to figure out what the fuck this meant, preparations were being made.

(Back?) in 2012, John Cusack stops sucking the chick flick industry's dick long enough to take his kids camping in a limo. There they meet up with a Woody Harrelson who enjoys snacking on phallic objects and he tells them the world's coming to an end. John then takes his kids back home to his ex-wife and her lover, who is a million times better a person than John will ever be (but of course the viewer isn't supposed to think that). Then John takes a Russian family to the airport, where the fat, annoying kids tell him that they will live and he will soon die. Horrified by this proposition, John rents out a small plane in order to follow the Russian hellians to kill them, therefore preventing them from passing on their flawed, fat, Russian bloodline, and decided at the last minute that it might be a good idea to save his (ex)wife and kids from dying too.

To his disdain, the new flame comes to, but conveniently for them he is a pilot so he can fly the plane. (WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT?) Then there's about 30 minutes of special effects. Those were awesome. But then John goes back to crazy ol' Woody and acquires a map to some spaceships. (OH GOD DON'T PULL A KNOWING.) Another bout of special effects. Now they're starting to get tiring. So they fly away again and land in Las Vegas, where they meet up with the Russian family and together fly away in a bigger plane, cos it turns out, where they need to be is in China.

They get there conveniently before they run out of fuel but the burly Russian pilot named Sasha (HEE HEE HE'S GOT A GIRL'S NAME) dies while trying to land the plane without landing gear (which they lost on the Eiffel Tower in a bout of special effects that at that point almost put me to sleep). Then the Chinese government finds them and take the annoying Russian kids and their father to safety, leaving the Americans and the Russian trophey wife. Luckily, they run into some Chinese nomads who are conveniently going to sneak aboard the ships (which turned out to be arks, not spaceships. I'm not sure if that's better, or...).

There are multiple scenes of giant tsunamis crashing into various places, and the special effects have just gotten annoying. Then, the fine brother figures out his (butt) buddy has died in the madness, and convinces the world leaders to open the gates to the workers and other people who couldn't get on board.

This in turn almost kills everyone.

All of the Russians die except for the annoying twins.

God fucking dammmit.

John Cusack then saves the day and everything's happy and dandy and the world's going to start anew AND THEY'RE STILL FUCKING TRYING WITH THE SPECIAL EFFECTS, AREN'T THEY? REALLY?

The French couple sitting next to me shook their heads and I presume went back to their country immediately afterward.

GINGE, LEARN ENGLISH, YOU SILLY GIRL.

[20:13] Hickoryflower7: QUICK, SAY SOMETHING FUNNY SO I CAN QUOTE IT IN MY NEXT LJ POST
[20:15] Red: So I was telling this guy in my section that instead of going to homecoming, I was going to go to an Asian supermarket with a lesbian.
[20:15] Red: He stared at me and muttered under his breath "freak..."
[20:15] Red: NU, DON'T SAY THAT ONE.
[20:16] Red: Uh...
[20:16] Red: Lessee....
[20:16] Hickoryflower7: NO I LIKE THAT ONE. XD
[20:16] Red: NO.
[20:16] Red: NO MEANS NO.
[20:17] Red: So last Tuesday I was out with my BFF Cindy, but then I realized that I don't know a single person named Cindy and then went to take a nap.
[20:17] Hickoryflower7: Alriiiiight, I'll post that one instead. =/
[20:18] Red: Here.
[20:18] Red: Do this one instead:
[20:18] Red: Since Travis gave me a bunch of duct tape, should I make a DT tube top? I think he'd like it... Whut's your honest opinion?
[20:19] Hickoryflower7: ....I'M JUST POSTING THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION OF YOU TRYING TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND.
[20:19] Hickoryflower7: I THINK THAT'D BE FUNNIER
[20:19] Red: NOOOOO.

Oh, I love her so. <3

I shall introduce some new people that'll come up in my journal. =D (And I know no one cares, I just like coming up with nicknames for everyone. x3 )

Toki: Very very very VERY hot Norweigian chick in my Study Skills class. We connected because we're sister countries. (I'm Swedish, so yeah. Check a goddamn map.)

Kumagoro/Prussia: Fellow /b/tard and Hot-Topicfag from Japanese class. I will usually call him Kumagoro, but it will sometimes be Prussia for reasons you'll soon see....

Thing 1 and Thing 2: The other two guys who are in my Study Skills group along with Evard and Toki. I don't care about them enough to differentiate which one is which.

Jake: Guy in Study Skills who looks fucking EXACTLY like Jake Gyllenhal. (I'M THINKING ABOUT ASKING HIM WHY HE'S WEARING THAT STUPID MAN COSTUME. Y/N?)

SO GUESS WHAT, YOU GUYS? I FOUND MY VERY OWN BAD TOUCH TRIO. I'm France, of course, and as of late Burado and Kumagoro have gotten all buddy-buddy, and they remind me of Spain and Prussia well enough so BAD TOUCH TRIO IT IS. Me and Prussia already make inappropriate jokes and Spain just barely gets them. =D

Spain: *after taking a 3 minutes video on his phone about us talking about guro* I don't know why I did that. I'm deleting it now.
Me: NO NO NO SEND IT TO ME, PLEASE?
Spain: Can your phone get something that long?
Prussia: Careful, she might not be able to take something that big!
Spain: ....Yeah, the massive length is too much for her.
Me: I CAN TAKE IT.
Prussia: Alright then. Just go ahead and stick it in her inbox.
Spain: ...Or her outbox.

AND THUS WAS THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN 12 YEAR OLD BOYS. =D

Other than that, not much to report. Now let us part with a few quotes about sexism.

Me: *cleaning up flashcards* Why do I have to do all the work?
Prussia: Because you're a woman. Now make me a sandwich.

Prussia: Whose fault is it when a woman gets hit by a man on a motorcycle?
Spain: Whose?
Prussia: The woman's, for leaving the kitchen.
Spain: Now wait, it could be the man's fault, for driving his motorcycle through the kitchen.

Me: Don't be sexist, the bitches hate that.

Oh my god. I just saw Paranormal Activity. Holy fucking shit. HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.

That was fucking scary as shit, man. Awesome fucking movie. FUCK, THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

*watches you all sleep for a few hours*

....I just realized that when I'm really tired after getting home from Japanese I speak some strange language that is a combination of about 6 different others. My cat was meowing insesently at me when I got home, and I told her:

"Hai, mon chou, wakarimashita. Da, vous are hungrig, demo, silencio. Tu will essen, oui."

...I'm just gonna go to bed now. -_-

EDIT: Not as tired as I thought, I'm back up and just adding that I FINALLY got Burado to watch Battle Royale. This Wednesday I'm going to molest him with the Director's Cut and novel. =D And that reminds me, MOST OF YOU FUCKERS STILL NEED TO READ/WATCH BATTLE ROYALE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
.....OKAY MOSTLY I'M TALKING TO GINGE. BUT FR SRS. DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD IT'S GOTTEN WITH ME RPING CRACK PAIRINGS WITH MYSELF
WRITING FIC UPON FIC THAT NO ONE WANTS TO READ
CRYING HYSTERICALLY FOR 15 MINUTES WHEN THOSE FICS ARE ONE DAY ALL EATEN BY MY COMPUTER
ALL 27 OF THEM
ABOUT THE SAME PAIRING
WHICH IS A CRACK PAIRING NO ONE ELSE LIKES
AND WE'RE BACK TO RPING TO MYSELF AND WRITING FICS THAT ONLY I READ

...LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME.

I CREAM MY PANTS FROM MY OWN GAY GANG BANG FANTASIES.

....F-FUCK.
IGNORE ME.

...What was I saying?
...I want to say something about pickles.

I had a revelation a few days ago.

I am not a lesbian.

I am a gay man.

With heterosexual tendencies.

Trapped in a woman's body.

And that is just frightening.

I apologize to those who must converse with me.

Okay, first off. GINGE. YOU ARE A BAKA. ;_; For anyone following her on Twitter, she tweeted that I went to the hospital last night because I was having trouble breathing, but I also told her I was okay and I could breathe normal again AND SHE'S A BIG BAKA AND IF I COULD WORK TWITTER I WOULD TELL HER WHAT A BAKA SHE IS FOR WORRYING SO MUCH AND... AND... WAH, I LOVE YOU, BAKA! D'x ;_;

But yes, I went to the ER last night with shortness of breath, came back 3 hours later could breath fine again and proceeded to deep throat a baguette before going to sleep. It wasn't a big deal, I wasn't hauled off in an ambulance, I don't have asthma or lung cancer or anything, so don't worry so much because it makes me feel bad. ;_;

Onto happier news, though.... On Monday night Burado and Kuruzu-san continued to flirt with each other (I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD) by stealing the chains off my pants and wearing them like crowns. I promptly kicked Burado's ass. (BTW, Kuruzu-san is no longer hitting on me; I think he's moved on with his life.)

Then Tuesday was Club Fair for PCC, so I was there all day helping Hungary with the Manga Club booth. There I met a Japan. She was cool. =D I also tutored Burado some more.

And since last night in Japanese, Burado is now my bitch. He got me a Diet Coke during our break. And paid for it. >D

AND NOW I HAVE NOTHING FURTHER TO SAY. =D

.....I'M NOT DEAD. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, BAKA. ;_;

Anime/manga club was fun yesterday. =D Hungary wasn't there because she had a headache and lots of homework, but Sensei-kun showed up and we watched Berserk, Genshiken, Samurai Champloo, and One Piece. It was fun.

"It's too cold, nevermind it's not, SUPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Yesterday I also started my new Study Skills class, which was pretty fun. We had to form groups for an end-of-term project, and OMG. I GOT A FEMALE GAMER IN MY GROUP. She says she plays online D&D and WoW and Silent Hill and Resident Evil and she's FUCKING AWESOME. She told me a bunch of stuff about the WoW server she played on that I didn't understand and I was all "UWAAAA, YOU'RE SO COOL!"

Short list of new people in my life:

Dr. Clock: Very krebobbled young man who walked into manga club about halfway through thinking it was an hour and a half earlier than it was. He left immediately after entering because he was thiry minutes late for class.

Evard: Gamer-girl.

Seychelles: Absolutely adorable girl in Study Skills who in the middle of class shouted how cool she thought I was for taking Japanese. Also, she was out of the classroom while I was talking to Evard so I was sitting in her chair for a moment, and when she came back she without a word sat right next to me on the side of the chair that I was not occupying. (We were very very close for that moment.) Upon feeling her presence I jumped up and apologized for taking her seat, and she pouted slightly and gave me this adorable look and said, "I was going to just share the chair with you. <3" I love her so much. <3

Sweden: Seychelles' boyfriend who instructed her in an exasperated tone that it wasn't normal to sit on a chair with someone whom you didn't even know. I like him too, simply for the fact that he's going out with Seychelles. xD

IN WRITING CLASS I LEARNED THAT I FAILED.

But onto the less depressing part. Japanese was fun, and I'm pretty much the best one in class. So yay. =D Kuruzu-san and Burado INTERACTED. *dun dun dunnnn* They were hitting on me and then they proceeded to hit on each other. Fr srs. *brick'd* Also, I'm out to Burado because we exchanged MSNs. (For those of you unaware, my screen name is "That one lesbian you know." xP ) He's cool with it, and he's the one I really cared about because we're already buds. =O He WAS hitting on me though, so see, I can be seductive. *brick'd twice* At this point in time I could take or leave Kuruzu-san.

This journal is slowly becoming "the Days of Our Japanese Classes." *brick'd thrice*

[22:11] Hickoryflower7: FUCK ME RIGHT NOW.
[22:11] Red: Can't. Eating pot roast.

Woe is me. Playing second fiddle to pot roast yet again.

Today was very busy. I got up, did homework. Went to a French-Vietnamese restaurant wherein the Vietnamese part was fucking disgusting. (VIETNAM RUINED FRANCE'S COOKING. BITCH.) Then I went to anime/manga club, which was still horribly empty. (The chick running it is having a hard time getting it on the schedule, so we still have, like, no one there. -_-) It was just me, the chick running it whom I'm calling Hungary, and one other dude who I'm calling Canada. But for the people who did show up, we watched Perfect Blue. That was the most fucking confusing and awesome-sauce movie ever. Fr srs. Hungary had to leave early, but me and Canada watched the last 30 minutes before heading off, and every five minutes we would very audibly shout, "WHAT THE FUCK." Also, another dude who I will call Sensei-kun came in, like, 10 minutes before we had to get out of the room. 0_o But he and Canada talked about bringing a Wii in to play, so that'd be cool. =D

After that, I tutored Burado on Japanese, and WHADDAYA KNOW. THROUGH MY AWESOME TEACHING SKILLS, HE ACTUALLY GOT BETTER AT READING HIRAGANA. AREN'T I AWESOME? *shot*

Now I'm home, trying to finish my homework. So oui.

Ohi <3

Another day, another... what is it again?

Well, I'm sick. For the umpteenth time this year. ._. I'm getting tired of being a wreck all the time, you know. I think this time around it's allergies, though... the pills I'm popping seem to be working. xP

So, today was my Writing and Japanese classes... Writing was uneventful, except for--

If I shoved this pen up my anus, people would think that's strange.

I'M NOT EXPLAINING THAT. BECAUSE I'M EVIL LIKE THAT.

Then was Japanese, which was a little more exciting. I made a new fwiend. =3 AND I SHALL CALL HIM BURADO. BECAUSE I FUCKING DID IT AGAIN. I'm not just high, I think this one was hitting on me too. ._.;; I realized it in class this time, so I told myself, "Okay, Kennedy. Do not lead him on in any way. That's how you get crazy stalkers who want to watch you have sex." Five minutes later: "BURADO PITTO DESU KA? <3"

So yes. But regardless, I absolutely love Burado, despite how absolutely awful he is at Japanese. o_o;; He asked me to tutor him, since I'm one of the "smart people" in the class (INORITE, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!), and so that's happening tomorrow. ='D

AAAAAAAAAAAND I HAVE NO MORE TO SAY. FUCKING COMMENT OR I'LL CUT YA. ='D

SO HEY I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I COULD USE AS A POST. MOSTLY FOR AN EXCUSE TO RANDOMLY USE THE SHO/ZUZU USERPIC. *hugs userpic*

So when I was at my Japanese class on Wednesday, some guy sat next to me who I am calling Kuruzu-san for reasons you'll see later on. (PROTIP: I take my classes at a community college, so I'm one of the only teenagers in my class. Kuruzu-san looked about in his early to mid-twenties.) We were partnered off for everything since we were sitting next to each other, and while we listened to the other students try not to say "genki" like a whitey, we would just talk randomly to pass the time.

If you're not aware of this already, I am very thick. This didn't dawn on me until after I left class, but now I'm fairly certain that Kuruzu-san was hitting on me. I'm not flattering myself either, I honestly think he was. Apparently he didn't get the memo from the wrist cuff or studded belt that I am both a minor AND a dyke. (That's seriously what I was wearing that night. And no, I never get tired of being a stereotype.)

...Gingey told me not to lead him on for too long.

SO RIDDLE ME THIS, THEN. CAN COQUETTISHLY ASKING HIM "ARE YOU TOM CRUISE? <3" IN JAPANESE BE CONSTRUED AS LEADING HIM ON?

NOT THAT I DID THAT. BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIDN'T. TOTALLY.

...I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A BITCH, I'M JUST A BAKA. ^o^;;

How long have I had this? And I'm just now using it? Ohwow. *shot*

HOW SHOULD I START NAOW? HMM. I guess I could wish my Gingerschnaps a very happy, sexy Birthday. =D ILUSVFM, BB. <33333

....I have nothing else to say.

People better comment on this and give me inspiration for my next entry. I'm very needy. *gropes everyone*